Seems like every day I meet some interesting Brits. They´re drawn to my awesome facial hair. I guess I look Ingle, or Irlande, or Escoce, maybe even Canadiense.
Anyways, Friday morning, before I went to work, I dropped into a cafe for breakfast. As I was about to sit down, I was motioned over by three interesting looking chaps. Straight out of 70´s and 80´s punk, these guys looked like they could have been in the Sex Pistols or Suicidal Tendencies, or DOA. Perfect charicatures.
Except for the fact that one of them was Huge! A modern punk; musclebound. More like Henry Rollins.
It didn´t take Sherlock Holmes to see they were trashed. Already. At 8am. The table was littered with alcohol. There were at least three drinks in front of each chap, all in various states of consumption.
So.. I´m off to work, but three Brits want me to stay for drinks. They´re already hammered, and one of them is huge! How to handle this?
Oh, maybe you don´t have this perspective. Believe me, drunk men get offended at the slightest provocation. They pick fights at the drop of a hat. Not what I needed before I started work.
When dealing with drunks, you kind of have to humour them, and play along a bit. Be nice, but don´t just agree with everything they say, because they´ll realize you´re trying to placate them. So you have to welcome the friendship, and make fun of them at the same time. But in a friendly way.
So I joined them for breakfast, but cordially refused their repeated offers for drinks... Basically, I laughed at them. Meanwhile, the waiter, receiving the same offers, similarly decl ined, but forgot to make fun of them. As time progressed, these three guys got more and more pissed off at the waiter, and more and more friendly with me. Eventually I had to intervene and tell them to leave the poor waiter alone.
And I had to get out of there, so I bought them a round of drinks and made my escape. Wishing them well for the Sex Pistols concert this weekend.
Shame I didn't make it to that one.. but it was a bit pricey at 120€.
Oh yeah, almost forgot.. The police showed up while I was sitting with the three drunks. I'm VERY glad they didn't cause a disturbance and get us all tossed in jail overnight (at 8am Friday).
Current Location: |
Barcelona |
Current Music: |
Sex Pistols, DOA, Suicidal Tendencies |